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Deborah Hodge, 49, of the Sidcup area of London, has been forced to rehome three pets because previous landlords wouldn’t allow them, but she couldn’t bear the thought of separating from her current cat, India, Metro News reported.
Meow And Forever
The Coffin Confessor
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the Coffin Confessor. As such, Edgar shows up at funerals and speaks for the deceased, telling off family members, setting
friends straight and delivering bad news about beneficiaries, News.com.au reported on April 14.
So, Hodge came up with a plan: She would marry In- dia, making it more difficult for a landlord to separate them. India wore gold lamé and Hodge donned a tuxedo during their wedding vows in a London park.
But Edgar’s job doesn’t stop there. His services, for which he charges up to $10,000, have expanded to removing items from the deceased’s home that they’ d rather the family not see: “Could be sex toys, mes- sages of hate, love, whatever it is they’ve written down, that they want removed from their web browsers,” Edgar said.
“We cannot be separated un- der any circumstances, as she is as important to me as the chil- dren,” Hodge said. “I refuse to be parted with her.”
He said Paramount has picked up his story for a movie.
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Erik and Athina Tenczar bought their home abutting the Indian Pond Country Club golf course in Kingston, Massachu- setts, for the beautiful views. However, they ended up su- ing the club over the 600-plus golf balls that have left dents and shattered windows in their home over five years, NBC News reported. The couple said they’ve stopped repairing shattered windows and now cover them with plastic.
“When it hits, it sounds like a gunshot,” Athina said.
“We’re always on edge,” Erik added.
A Plymouth County Supe- rior Court jury sympathized and awarded them $4.93 mil- lion. The club has launched an appeal and is working to find solutions for the errant balls.
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