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A 31-year-old man in Seoul, South Korea, has been ordered to pay his ex-girlfriend $1,150 after an argument ended with him urinating into her Lou- is Vuitton handbag, Oddity
A Vuitton Handbag And A ‘Pee’-culiar Mess
Central reported.
The incident took place in
Watch For It ... Doh!
OnJuly25,amaninthe Saitama Prefecture in Japan met another man in a con- venience store parking lot to sell his 18-karat gold Rolex watch, SoraNews24 reported. The buyer handled the watch, priced at $47,000, for a few minutes, then suggested the seller pop into the store for a tea. Two minutes later, the seller emerged from the store to find the buyer and his watch gone. He texted the buyer, who replied, “I left it in your car” and “I don’t have your watch.” The victim said he “was too stupid and honest.”
“Pasha” Krechetov of Austin, Texas, and Abdullahi Salah, of Minneapolis, Minnesota, broke a world record by trav- eling to all 50 United States in five days, 13 hours and 10 minutes, starting on May 13. They started in Vermont, KX- AN-TV reported, and finished the continental part in Wash- ington, then flew to Alaska and finally Hawai‘i, having spent about $12,000 and 120 hours in a rental car.
to Child Protective Services for help with her 14-year-old daughter, who had been run- ning away and getting into trouble at school. Instead, according to Fox26 Houston, her daughter told her that a “worker had been telling her she should (become a prosti- tute),” so the girl videotaped the CPS staff member.
October as the couple argued about her spending habits; the spiteful boyfriend re- trieved the bag, unbuttoned his pants and let loose into the bag as the woman looked on. He later tried to cover up the evidence by pouring liq- uid deodorant into the bag, but DNA tests confirmed the presence of urine and tied it to him, and he confessed.
The group’s record is listed by All Fifty States Club, as Guinness discontinued listing speed records in 1996.
Bazley filed an official complaint, and the commis- sioner of CPS in Texas soon after apologized to Bazley and her daughter. The worker was dismissed from her posi- tion on Aug. 10.
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Keisha Bazley, a mother of nine in Houston, turned
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