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P olice in Madison, Wis- consin, are looking for a sculpture that was stolen from the Art Fair on the Square on Sept. 25. The unique piece, titled Dumpty Humpty, is a bronze of the nursery rhyme character sitting on a toilet with his pants around his ankles and a book in his hands. It’s worth $1,400, according to United
Putting The Dumpty Humpty Case Together
Press International.
The vendor told police
“It” was human feces.
Reportedly, the actor was using his own Bowie knife rather than a rubber one, be- lieving it wasn’t sharp enough to hurt anyone. Still, he lost his job over the incident.
she’d seen two men loitering around her booth, and when she stepped away, they van- ished, along with the artwork. Security camera footage also captured the men leaving with Humpty.
“I was so disgusted I was almost in tears,” she said.
As for the boy, he returned to be spooked again after be- ing bandaged up.
in an Oklahoma City Crest Foods store on Sept. 12 when she literally put her hand in it: As she reached into the frozen case to pick up the rolls, “I grabbed the bag, I felt something smushy on the bag, so I turned it over and there it was,” Wright-Johnson told KFOR-TV.
The suspect was appre- hended and booked into the Cleveland County Detention Center on unrelated charges, police said.
Not Easily Scared
Red Crocs weren’t enough to protect an 11-year-old boy at the Cuyahoga County (Ohio) Fairgrounds on Sept. 18 when a haunted house ac- tor took his role a little too far. According to The Washington Post, the boy, his sister and some friends were headed to the 7 Floors of Hell haunt- ed house when Christopher Pogozelski, 22, approached them, trying to scare them. The boy told Pogozelski he
wasn’t afraid, that the ghoul’s knife was “fake.”
No word on whether they
In other Weird happenings:
Shirley Wright-Johnson was shopping for pizza rolls
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Police investigated the matter, checking store video cameras and noticed a man in “the cooler section, where he proceeded to defecate inside one of the coolers before leav- ing the business,” said Lt. Kyle Johnson.
dropped him, because, you know ...
Oh, Poo!
Jacob Hansen and his wife, Quinn Kelsey, went looking for a casserole dish at a Good-
“Oh, it’s real. Trust me, it’s real,” Pogozelski replied, then began poking the boy’s feet with the weapon until he drew blood.
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