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of dry noodles and allegedly rt-dumped them there. A week- calend’s worth of heavy rains adsoftened the pasta, making it ldlook as if it had been cooked. aOld Bridge’s mayor declared no harm, no foul, and the few stray noodles left on the ground are the only sign of
typically result in less than a year in jail.
Photographer Ken Pretty of Dildo, Newfoundland, had the extraordinary luck on April 27 of capturing a 30-foot-tall iceberg floating in Conception Bay. (Nearby towns include Spread Eagle and Placentia.) Live Science reported that the berg, “a col- umn with a domed head pro- truding up from two oval rafts of ice,” resembled a phallus.
birth but had an expiration year of 3000. Apparently, such fake licenses are popular at Ukrainian souvenir shops.
Jerry Martin had what he thought was a winning idea for a retail shop: The Drug Store, where people could buy cocaine, heroin, meth and MDMA that had been tested for fentanyl.
Vice reported that Martin’s mobile shop, in Vancouver, Canada, was open less than 24 hours when he was ar- rested for drug trafficking. The store, housed in a mobile trailer that Martin parked next to a police van, featured bright yellow boards with prices listed for all the drugs. Martin wore a stab-proof vest as he sold the items from behind a plexiglass window. According to him, his plan included getting arrested so that he could challenge “laws that prevent a safe supply and result in death by poisoning” in Canada’s Charter of Rights and Freedoms.
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“IknewI’dgetalotof comments,” Pretty said, “but I didn’t expect this much.”
o wSeptember 2020, Donald Ber- g atram approached the home of st-Timothy Huff as Huff was ndworking in his yard, The Co- ra-lumbus Dispatch reported. rt-Bertram walked into Huff’s theopen garage, picked up a $500 edleaf blower, got in his car and re-drove away. But the court issaid that because Bertram tycommitted the act without up.“force, stealth or deception,” ryit wasn’t a burglary. Instead, asjustices told Scioto County ofCommon Pleas Court that he hercould be charged with misde- ilemeanor criminal trespassing. 25Sentences for misdemeanors
Sadly, the “dickie berg,” as locals named it, didn’t last: It collapsed the next day.
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