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“Sammie,” a house- keeper in Tampa, Florida, is clean- ing up with a twist on the usual duties of the job, the New York Post reported. She makes $300 an hour — be- fore tips — to tidy up a home
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rive. During his wait, he men- tioned that it was a good thing he didn’t have a gun, because the police were taking so long.
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The arrest report noted that Santacroce said “if he gets out of jail, he will rob another bank and ask for more money next time” so that he’ll be sent to federal prison.
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With tips, she made more than $2,000 that day.
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“If you think you needed a sign, this is your sign,” Sammie advised. “Topless maid cleaning service for the win.”
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me for doing this but this is a robbery. Please give me $1. Thank you.”
“This is not an April Fools’ joke,” said Tim Noakesmith, founder of the company.
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One commenter noted that the security guy had the sweetest part of the deal: $800 to simply sit in the car and wait.
According to KSL-TV, the teller handed over a dollar and asked Santacroce to leave, but instead he sat down in the lob- by and waited for police to ar-
Using publicly available genetic info from the mam- moth, along with data from the African elephant, Vow grew the cells in a lab. The large meatball — somewhere
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Donald Matthew San- tacroce, 65, really wants to go to federal prison. To that end, on March 6, he entered a Wells Fargo bank branch in Salt Lake City and handed the teller a note: “Please pardon
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