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According to Insider, New Yorkers who battle weekend traffic to their Long Island enclaves are rushing to urologists for a cure for “Hamptons bladder”: prostate artery embolization for men, which reduces the size of the prostate, and “blad- der Botox,” which decreases urinary frequency for women.
Drivers Find Solution To The Bladder Blues
“They come out to the Hamptons and have to stop four or five times, but can’t find a restroom,” said urolo- gist Dr. David Shusterman. “When they’re in a car with a bunch of people, they’re em- barrassed because they have to go to the bathroom every hour. I’ ve lost three friends because I’ m the driver and
Jinhuan will face 38 counts of reckless endangerment at his court date in August.
Roncancio needed four stitches and was kept under observation in a local hospi- tal, but she is reportedly re- covering.
refuse to stop for them.” One happy customer said he’s “like a kid” after the procedure. “There’s no dread
Turns out the gummies were Smokies Edibles Cannabis In- fused Fruit Chews, and reports revealed a high level of THC, the active ingredient in can- nabis, in Chen’s bloodstream.
Cycling reported. But he was immediately forced to grab the handlebars again in an at- tempt to avoid hitting a group of photographers — among whom was his wife, Claudia Roncancio. Chia struck his wife with his bike, knocking her to the ground, where she lay unconscious.
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In other Weird reports:
“This would never have happened a couple of years ago,” manager Victor Chen said, “but now there’s mari- juana everywhere here.”
Let Me Off Here
A bus driver from Boston learned the hard way that in areas where cannabis is legal, it pays to read every label. As the Associated Press reported, on March 13, police found Jin- huan Chen, a 10-year veteran driver for Go Go Sun Tour with an exemplary record, unconscious at the wheel of a bus pulled over on the side of Interstate 95 in Stratford, Con- necticut. Chen, who, accord- ing to his manager, “doesn’t
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“I don’t understand why she didn’t get out of the way,” Chia said after the accident.
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drink, he doesn’t smoke, but he has a sweet tooth and likes candy,” had been transporting
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38 passengers and munching on a package of gummy can- dies when he blacked out.
Colombian cyclist Luis Carlos Chia won a stage of the Vuelta a Colombia race on June 5 and threw his arms out wide to celebrate after cross- ing the finish line, Canadian
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