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ing up with her latest human boyfriend in January, Sandra bought Luffancs for $660 and fell madly in love.
Another deputy and the goat then flushed the suspect out of the woods, and Parnell took him into custody. Barker could not say if any official commendation would be offered to the goat.
Some romantic relationships are full of drama and strife, so maybe Sandra, 28, of Budapest, Hungary, has come up with a better model. According to Oddity Central, Sandra has fallen for Luffancs, a plastic model of an airplane. After break-
Sandra works in the aviation industry and is around airplanes every day, but says she will never cheat on Luffancs. In fact, she doesn’t know if she’ll ever date anoth-
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The Henry County (Virginia) Sheriff’s Office offered kudos to a local resident who helped track down a person they were chasing on Feb. 13, the Martinsville Bulletin reported on Feb. 21. Deputy Da- vid Parnell was trying to arrest a suspect for domestic assault when the suspect fled, and Parnell gave chase.
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