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The guard, who worked for a private company providing security, used a ballpoint pen to make the small circles. The unnamed guard could face up to three months in prison.
But his wife of more than 40 years isn’t so pleased; they now live apart. Jones explained that he drives to a park near the donee’s home and collects the sample in the back of his van, then texts them to say he’ll “be round in three minutes.” En- gland’s Human Fertilisation and Embryology Authority has
Grandma headed to the neighbor’s home to call 911, and a warrant was issued for Richard’s arrest for robbery, theft and harassment.
In other Weird reports:
Richard Taylor, 28, began arguing with his grandmother,
Prolific Papa
Margaret Taylor, on Feb. 1 because he wanted to buy a new bed, but apparently didn’t have the funds to do so, KDKA Radio reported. So the Butler County, Pennsylvania, man broke into Taylor’s bedroom, after she had locked it from in- side, and stole her purse, then disconnected all the phones in the house and fled in a 2006 Ford Taurus — presumably on his way to the mattress store.
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