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Fargo, North Dakota, insur-
Runner Can’t Hide
ance agent Bill Fischer has a perennial battle with a certain red squirrel, Fox23-TV re- ported. Every fall, the animal squirrels away walnuts for the winter inside Fischer’s pickup truck, then Fischer has to re- move them to drive the truck.
Derbyshire (England) police were hunting down a 36-year-old suspect in a string of thefts on Oct. 4 when they came across him trying unsuccessfully to hide — in a closet, under a blan- ket — with his feet sticking out the bottom, The Mirror reported.
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This year, Fischer has col- lected almost 350 pounds of walnuts from around the en- gine, the wheel wells, the front bumper and parts of the doors. Fischer said he tried spraying the truck with a mixture of Tabasco sauce and cayenne pepper, but now he thinks the squirrel is attracted to the scent.
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“I have to have a sense of humor about this after so many years,” he said.
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The police department posted photos of the incident on Facebook, where Sgt. Tarj Nizzer quipped: “If you run from ... police, you will only go to jail tired. In this case he had his blanket ready for his sleep in the cell.”
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