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The New Baker’s Dozen
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An unidentified Dunkin’ Donuts customer was cap- tured on video berating
“I need more,” she force- fully told the clerk. “Fifty. Five, zero. That’s what a dozen is.”
Upworthy reported that another customer tried to correct her, saying, “Twelve is a dozen,” to which the woman replied, “I want more than 12! I want 50!” and later continued, “You understand nothing! ... You’re not understanding the English!”
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